canadianslut:

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

jcatgrl:

jcatgrl:

when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever and be like ‘if i give you this will you go away?’

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friend, i like the way you think.

kowabungadoodles:

queermarauders:

Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.

SO MANY MUGGLE NOVELS CONTAINING NO MAGICAL ABILITIES WHATSOEVER AND THE WIZARDS READING THEM AND GETTING THEIR MINDS BLOWN

goddess-river:

Women have been denied the right to vote, treated like property, sold to their spouses, raped every time it was war, misrepresented by entitled white male politicians, endangered every time they walked somewhere alone at night, denied the right to drive or be anywhere without a man, shamed for showing their faces, shamed for choosing not to show their faces for millennia, and still you think your biggest problem is that someone buys a mug that says “male tears”?

drawing-bored:

demonweasel:

MORE THINGS THE NEW BATGIRL DESIGN IS GETTING RIGHT!

seriously, though, we all agree this is the best new super-hero costume in a long, long, long ass time, right?

ahkep:

actionables:

the past is a strange place

cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this

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this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up

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one wheel motorcycle

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pin-boys who manually lined pins up

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baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight

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zoo-keeper showering a penguin

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But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up

discendos:

kill the current notion of villains needing to be human at the end of the day.

bring back villains that killed because they enjoyed blood on their hands.

give me villains that destroy cities because of boredom.

give me narcissistic villains that destroy others because they never compare to themselves.

give me bad guys that no one wants to empathise with.

a-touch-of-poison:

submissivefeminist

Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

heyfrankie:

leedukes:

When children’s movies explain life in the most simple yet most perfect way.

i can’t get over how cute this scene is.  HE JUST REALLY WANTS TO EXPLAIN IT TO RALPH, AND HE CAN’T USE HIS HANDS VERY WELL SO HE LEANS ON HIM

surfandwrite:

shelby-victoria:

surfandwrite:

cocainerocks:

my new book by sade andria zabala (surfandwrite) came today! i’m so excited!! can’t wait to get into it.

People that buy my book should be immortalized and have a holiday named after them. Thank you for this lovely photo! Hope you enjoy it. x
Get your own copy here:
http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/sadeandriazabala


Buying mine tomorrow! Gotta support a fellow poet! Especially her!

Sweet! Thanks mate! Don’t forget to send me your own photo with the book!

surfandwrite:

shelby-victoria:

surfandwrite:

cocainerocks:

my new book by sade andria zabala (surfandwrite) came today! i’m so excited!! can’t wait to get into it.

People that buy my book should be immortalized and have a holiday named after them. Thank you for this lovely photo! Hope you enjoy it. x

Get your own copy here:

Buying mine tomorrow! Gotta support a fellow poet! Especially her!

Sweet! Thanks mate! Don’t forget to send me your own photo with the book!

"You are a poem
and every guy I dated
next is an eraser
I use to rub out
all the words you
wrote
on me."