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Trying and Getting Nowhere

cosmo tip #394

expertcosmotips:

combo tip: FIREBALL: Back, Down/Back, Down, Down/Forward, Forward + Punch


cosmo tip #401

expertcosmotips:

when you climax scream AH YES THE SCALENE TRIANGLE


cosmo tip #402

expertcosmotips:

how is babby formed? how girl get pragnent?


cosmo tip #415

expertcosmotips:

ask that cute boy out by leaning close to him and whispering “date me for more soft grunge”


cosmo tip #423

expertcosmotips:

for a sexy surprise scream his address including city state and zip when you orgasm 



cosmo tip #426

expertcosmotips:

dont date boys with ereptile disfunction cuz they got lizard dicks


cosmo tip #436

expertcosmotips:

put a hat on his dick and call it “heisenberg”


cosmo tip #457

expertcosmotips:

If a boy sends you a picture of his penis, send him a picture of a bigger penis.


kisslng:

a-study-in-butts:

kisslng:

girls think about sex just as much as boys do and that is a fact bye

there was a study and apparently girls actually think about it more

that’s probably true because we can think about it whenever we want without our genitals making a guest appearance


There’s nothing wrong with sex, people.

claireruns:

thechroniclesofrin:

- Having sex every day. 
- Saving sex for your wedding night. 
- Never having sex.
- Having sex with different people.
- Having sex with one person.
- Having sex with a person of your same gender.
- Loving sex. 
- Hating sex. 
- Being loud. 
- Being quiet.

The only thing wrong with sex?

When it’s not consensual.

Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.


Reblogging again because this post is so important.


vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it



soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord


francisfordfiesta:

according to physics, nothing ever quite touches. when you lay your hand on something, there is a microscopic amount of space between the atoms of your hand and whatever you’re touching. so no, officer, technically i’m not jacking off right now



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