*listens to an acoustic performance*
ohhh so that’s what they’re saying
when i have my own house im gonna keep a bowl of candy by the door all year round and whenever a vacuum cleaner salesman or jehovah’s witness or smth comes by im just gonna grab a little fun size pack of skittles or a twix or whatever and be like ‘if i give you this will you go away?’
friend, i like the way you think.
Ravenclaws with huge communal bookshelfs that tower to the ceiling. It’s become tradition that when you leave Hogwarts, you leave behind a copy of your favorite book, so they have books dating back centuries.
SO MANY MUGGLE NOVELS CONTAINING NO MAGICAL ABILITIES WHATSOEVER AND THE WIZARDS READING THEM AND GETTING THEIR MINDS BLOWN
Women have been denied the right to vote, treated like property, sold to their spouses, raped every time it was war, misrepresented by entitled white male politicians, endangered every time they walked somewhere alone at night, denied the right to drive or be anywhere without a man, shamed for showing their faces, shamed for choosing not to show their faces for millennia, and still you think your biggest problem is that someone buys a mug that says “male tears”?
the past is a strange place
cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this
this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up
one wheel motorcycle
pin-boys who manually lined pins up
baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight
zoo-keeper showering a penguin
But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up
kill the current notion of villains needing to be human at the end of the day.
bring back villains that killed because they enjoyed blood on their hands.
give me villains that destroy cities because of boredom.
give me narcissistic villains that destroy others because they never compare to themselves.
give me bad guys that no one wants to empathise with.
There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.
This is the best description ever
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
#headcanon that when stark restarts shield#and brings nick back in#he sets up nick’s computer access so it follows his good eye#and whatever pops does so in front of him#wherever he’s looking#and also takes into account any depth perception issues due to only having the one eye#and tony just does it because he sort of makes for easier user access because he imagines no one else gets as much done as he does#he does the same thing for bruce’s computer access at the tower#doing research and eliminating triggers and flashing things from the interface#and generally subtly eliminating stress-inducing material#i just really like my headcanon that tony knows his friends have disabilities and works to accommodate them#and also sometimes he sends pepper in to give bruce a hug#because bruce needs hugs#and pepper is very good at them
my new book by sade andria zabala (surfandwrite) came today! i’m so excited!! can’t wait to get into it.
People that buy my book should be immortalized and have a holiday named after them. Thank you for this lovely photo! Hope you enjoy it. x
Get your own copy here:
Buying mine tomorrow! Gotta support a fellow poet! Especially her!
Sweet! Thanks mate! Don’t forget to send me your own photo with the book!